MORLEYíS ESCORT RS2000

When buying into a childhood dream is everything you expected

THERE ARE CARS that enter your consciousness and just refuse to bugger off. The Mark 2 Escort RS2000 was just such a thing in my world. In fact, I can recall an advert for the Esky on the back cover of Wheels magazine when I was about 14 or 15. The ad featured an orange RS2000 with the tag line ďStreet LegalĒ. Man, I was a shot dog right there. Episodes of Minder and The Professionals didnít help one bit.

Years later I got the chance to buy this car (after pestering the owner) so I jumped on it. It was just something I had to do. Scratch that itch, get it out of my system; call it what you like, but I HAD to have a Mark 2 RS2000.

For me, the little Esky in its RS form represents all those pimply desires, those raging-hormone urges and I can almost taste 1980 (I can certainly smell it) when I jump in and turn the key on that little Pinto four-banger that has, under my stewardship, seen a few tweaks. It now has a lot more compression, a stupid-big camshaft and a rorty zorst. The single carb remains and the suspension is most of the way to the deck with just a set of Minilite copies in the period-correct 13 x 6.0- inch size. Oh yeah, thereís a Sierra five-speed, too, to give it some legs on transport stages.

Mainly, I like it because itís a big nostalgia hit, but also because it still looks tough. There are bugbears that I live with, starting with the fact that the values of the damn things have gone stupid in recent years. Given mineís not ever going to be on the market, the dollar-value is irrelevant, but it has made me antsy about where I park it. The other gripe is that lunkheaded, cart-sprung rear-end which has all the compliance of a jailhouse riot.

RALLY KING To be honest, I donít drive the thing flat out and Iíve never been tempted to hillclimb it or whatever. That said, it has done the Geelong Sprints a few years back, so itís not exactly a stranger to the big numbers on the tacho.

CAR NUT Is there a car you should never have sold? Nope, just a bunch I should never have bought. Any plans for the Escort? Fill tank. Thrash. Repeat Worst bit about owning the car? I liked it better when it was worth a lot less.

FUTURE PLANS?

Giving it the berries every now and then and pretending Iím Bodie from CI5

NEXT MONTH: Itís registration time for DCís fresh-off-the-boat, low kays, one-owner AE86