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KEITH AND DONNA RICHARDSON’S HELLFIRESWATHED HJ SANDMAN IS A TERRIFYINGLY TOUGH WORK-IN-PROGRESS

STORY BORIS VISKOVIC PHOTOS ANDREW GOODWIN

LIKE all great panel vans, Donna and Keith Richardson’s VANPYRE is in a constant state of evolution. Purchased a few years ago as a genuine HJ Sandman in need of some TLC, Keith and Donna soon had it looking much like it did when it left the factory – but it wasn’t going to stay that way for long.

“I was a panel vanner back in the day, when I was 18, 19 – until I got married,” Keith says. “Then the house came along, then kids, then divorce, then back into cars again.” Only this time around he was joined by Donna, a lady who’s as much, if not more, into cars as Keith himself.

“We bought it about seven years ago,” Keith says.

“I probably drove it for a week, then went away to Bathurst for the race and when I came back that was it – I started pulling it all apart. I thought I’d be able to finish it all in six months – three years later it was on the road, but it’s still not finished.

“I did all the chassis and fitted the motor and driveline while it was a rolling chassis,” he continues.

“Then when the van came back from the painters we just dropped the body on. We just cleaned it up a little bit – it was never intended to be a show car; it’s still not, really.”

Three years to build a car doesn’t sound like a long time to us, but clearly Keith doesn’t like to stand around doing stuff-all. “I rang up to get it sodablasted, but there was a three-month wait, so I went and bought my own sodablaster and did it all myself. Even Donna was inside the back of the van sodablasting.

“Then I had to wait six months until I could get it into Des Seery up in Chittering to get all the rust cut out. He did all the rust repairs and panel work; then Bowra Panel & Paint in Osborne Park did the original paint.”

The car was finished in the original Mandarin Red, but the evolution to full custom panel van didn’t take long to kick in. It started off with some murals by Sam Hawkins at Awesam Paint Works – just a couple initially, on the bonnet and tailgate.

Then Donna and Keith decided to step it up a bit and handed the car over to Jamie Collier at Creative Works. “I just gave him the car and asked him to put certain things in it and said it was up to him to design,” Keith says. What you see on the van now took several visits to finish off, with the murals growing and extending to cover most of the bodywork. Once it was all done, a coat of House Of Kolor clear locked it all in.

The most recent addition is the custom interior in the van’s party section. In the initial build it was a pretty low-key black affair with some piping – nicely done, understated and simple. But that’s not what people expect to see when they look in the back of a custom panel van; they want mirrors and neon lights and buttons, lots of buttons – so that’s what Keith gave ’em. “Everyone said the back was boring, so I took it to World Custom Trim. They said it was a big challenge, but they enjoyed doing it because it wasn’t something they’d normally do. I just said I want some orange in there, some black, I want the archway, some hidden lights, and that’s what they came up with.

KEITH & DONNA RICHARDSON 1975 HOLDEN HJ SANDMAN

Paint: Mandarin Red with murals

DONK

Type: 383 Chevrolet Inlet: Edelbrock Air-Gap Carb: Holley 750DP Crank: Scat Conrods: Scat Radiator: PWR Exhaust: Twin 2.5in, Pacemaker extractors Ignition: ICE

SHIFT

Box: Turbo 400, stage 2 shift kit Converter: 2500rpm stall Diff: Salisbury 10-bolt, KAAZ LSD centre, 3.55 gears

BENEATH

Front end: Lowered until it looks good Shocks: Bilstein Steering: Power-assisted Brakes: Hoppers Stoppers discs (f & r)

ROLLING STOCK

Rims: Halibrand Sweet Swirl; 15x8 (f), 15x8.5 (r) Rubber: BF Goodrich T/A; 225/60/15 (f), 255/60/15 (r)

“They far outdid what I was expecting. At night it looks mint with it all lit up, so now we have to do the front because we ran out of time before the Van Nats [in April 2015]. It’s all plain black at the moment, but we’re going to tie it in with some orange on the seats and door panels and change it up a bit.”

And the evolution will continue, with more changes in the works for the engine bay and underneath: “We’re putting a new motor in it – a 427 small-block Chev – so while the engine is out Jamie is painting murals on the inner guards. We’re having some very naked ladies put on them.

And because we always got pinged for having gloss black inner guards and a satin black firewall, we’ve painted the firewall gloss.”

The wheels have gone through some evolutionary steps as well, with GTS rims and Dragways doing duty on the car for a while. The latest additions are the Halibrand Sweet Swirls you see here, measuring up at 15x8 and 15x8.5 and wrapped in 225/60 and 255/60 BFG Radial T/As – with the white writing on the outside of course!

And the final touch – for now – will be a Jag rear end, “just because they look good”, according to Keith. Can’t argue with that. With all those changes on the cards, the next time you see VANPYRE it will look even wilder, and who knows, Keith and Donna might even crack a spot in the Top 10 at the next Van Nats. s H E L L O N W H E E L S

THANKS

Donna for all her hard work, organising parts and paying all the bills – I couldn’t wish for a better wife and best friend