A MAN walked into a bar and ordered a triple scotch. The bartender poured him the drink and the man drank it down in one gulp.
“Wow,” the bartender exclaimed, “something bad must have happened.”
“It sure did,” the man replied. “I came home early today, went up to the bedroom, and there was my wife having sex with my best friend.”
The bartender poured the man another triple shot. “This one’s on the house.” The man gulped it down once again. The bartender asked: “Did you say anything to your wife?”
“Yeah, I walked up to her and told her we were through,” the man replied. “‘Pack your bags and get out,’ I told her.”
“And what about your best friend?” the bartender asked.
“I looked him straight in the eye and said: ‘Bad dog!’”