L Luthor, email

AN IRISHMAN, a Kiwi and an American were standing on the roof of a building, with an awning below them.

The American said to the Irishman: “I bet I could jump off this roof, land on the awning and bounce back up here onto the roof.” So he jumped off, hit the awning, and was soon back on the roof. “There.

Now you try,” he said to the Irishman.

So the Irishman jumped off, bounced off the awning, and fell to the ground with a splat.

The Kiwi said to the American: “Jeez, Superman, you’re a real jerk sometimes!”