AN ELDERLY man goes into confession and says to the priest: “Father, I’m 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren. But I started taking this new Viagra pill, and last night made love to two 20-year-old girls. Twice each.”
The priest says: “Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?”
“Never, Father, I’m Jewish,” the old man replies.
“So then, why are you telling me?”
“Because I’m telling everybody!”