BUM DEAL

Wendy De Zervitt, email

A WOMAN and her neighbour are chatting over the fence. “I’ve done a good deed today,” the woman says. “I gave $100 to a bum.”

“You gave a bum 100 bucks?” the amazed neighbour replies. “That’s a lot of money to just throw away. What did your husband have to say about it?”

The woman replies: “He said ‘thanks’.”