DOUBLE BOGEY

T Woods, email

GOLFER: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.”

Caddy: “Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of the earth.”

Golfer: “Do you think my game is improving?”

Caddy: “Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now.”

Golfer: “Do you think I can get there with a five iron?”

Caddy: “Eventually.”

Golfer: “Please stop checking your watch all the time. It’s a distraction.”

Caddy: “It’s not a watch, it’s a compass.”

Golfer: “You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world.”

Caddy: “I don’t think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence.”