N Tepryzin, email

A FIRM hired a new secretary who wasn’t the brightest crayon in the box. One day when she was typing, she turned to another secretary and said: “I’m almost out of typing paper. What do I do?”

“Just use the copier machine paper,” the other responded. With that, the new secretary took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier, and proceeded to make five blank copies.