Alec Trick, email

A MAN goes to a club wearing a collared shirt, but is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a tie to get in. So the man heads back to his car to see if he has a tie there, but after a quick search itís clear he just doesnít have one.

But then he spots some jumper cables in the boot. Having no other options, he ties these around his neck, fashions a decent-enough knot and lets the ends dangle free.

So he goes back to the club. The bouncer looks him up and down for a bit and says: ďOkay, you can come in. Just donít be starting anything.Ē