C Kent, email

ONE day Superman was feeling a bit frisky. So he decided to ask some of his superfriends if they knew where he could get a bit of action.

First he asked Batman: “Hey Batman! Who’s good in the sack around there?”

“Well Superman, everyone knows that Wonder Woman is the best lover,” Batman replied. “Why not give her a go?”

“Hmmm, I’d love to, but Wonder Woman and I are friends. I don’t really want to do anything that might spoil that.”

“Okay, your loss,” Batman replied, and sped off in the Batmobile.

A while later Superman was flying along and spotted the Green Lantern, so he zoomed down to greet him. “Hey GL, I’m looking for some action.

Who’s the best lover around here?”

“Everyone knows that Wonder Woman is far and away the best,” the Green Lantern replied. “Why don’t you try her?”

“Well, it’s just that we’re friends, and I’d feel a little funny about it,” Superman said.

“Man, sucks to be you,” the Green Lantern replied.

Superman flew off, feeling more than a little frustrated. Suddenly, he spotted Wonder Woman, lying completely naked in the middle of a field, her legs apart. “Hmmm, I’m faster than a speeding bullet,” Superman thought to himself. “I can be in and out before she even knows I’m there.” So quick as a flash, he zoomed down, did the do, and was gone in the blink of an eye.

Wonder Woman was startled. “What the hell was that?” she exclaimed.

“I don’t know,” said the Invisible Man as he rolled off her, “but my arse is killing me.”