Myoan Bosse, email

A DRUNK was staggering along the road, throwing empty beer cans into the street and singing loudly.

He soon gained the attention of a passing policeman. “What’s going on here then?” the policeman asked.

“Sorry officer, I’m just on a work outing,” came the slurred reply.

“Where are all the others then?”

The drunk replied: “I’m self-employed!”