Stu P Ditty, email

A BLONDE was trying to sell her old car but was having a lot of problems because the car had 400,000km on it. One day she told her problem to a brunette she worked with. The brunette told her: “There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it’s not legal.”

“That’s okay,” the blonde replied, “as long as it helps me sell the car.”

“Okay,” said the brunette. “Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will turn the odometer in your car back to 80,000km. Then it shouldn’t be a problem to sell your car.”

So the following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic. One month later, the brunette asked the blonde: “Did you sell your car?”

“No,” replied the blonde. “Why would I?

It only has 80,000km on it.”