> GAG OF THE MONTH

CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR

Gud Dayser, email

FRANK and Benny were walking along one day when they stumbled upon a magic lamp. A genie emerged and said he would grant the two men three wishes each.

“I wish the hot girl who lives next door found me irresistible,” Frank said.

In a flash, it was done.

“I’d like a helmet,” Benny said. In a flash, it was done.

“A helmet? You can have anything you want and you ask for a helmet?”

Frank cried, incredulous. “Anyway, for my next wish I think I’d really like every hot woman in my neighbourhood to find me irresistible.”

In a flash, it was done.

“I’d like a motorcycle next,” Benny said.

Frank was again dumbfounded, but continued with his third wish. “Actually, I want every hot woman in the entire country to find me irresistible.”

In a flash, it was done.

It was time for Benny’s final wish.

“I wish Frank was gay.”

And with that, he donned his helmet, hopped on his new bike and sped off.