THE AMBITIOUS coach of a girls track and field team gives everyone on the team steroids. Their performance soars, and eventually they’re on the cusp of winning the national championships.
But before the meet, Penny, a 16-yearold high-jumper, visits her coach and says: “Coach, I have a problem. Hair is starting to grow on my chest.”
“What?” the coach cries. “How far down does it go?”
Penny replies: “Down to my balls. That’s another thing I want to talk to you about.”