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Proh Gress, email

A LITTLE girl is sitting on her grandpa’s lap and studying the wrinkles on his face. Curious, she puts out her hand and runs her fingers over the wrinkles. Then she touches her own face and looks confused.

After a while, the little girl asks: “Grandpa, did God make you?”

“Sure he did,” the old man replies. “A very long time ago.”

“Well, did God make me too?” the little girl asks.

“Yes he did, but not so very long ago.”

The little girl thinks about this for a bit and says: “Gee, he’s sure doing a better job these days.”