OCCUPATIONAL HAZARDS, VOL 2

OíCaith Atsinuff, email

MY BEST job was being a musician, but eventually I realised I wasnít noteworthy.

So instead I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didnít have any patience.

Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but it was just a bad fit for me.

I became a professional fisherman for a while, but discovered that I couldnít live on my net income.

I thought maybe I could become a witch, so I tried that for a spell.

Then I managed to get a job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

I got a job at a zoo feeding the giraffes, but I was fired; I just wasnít up to it.

I applied to work in a health club, but they said I wasnít fit for the job.

So I thought being an electrician might be interesting, but actually the work was shocking.

My last job was working at a coffee shop, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.