DEER ME

Venny Sunn, email

TWO hunters were struggling to drag their dead deer back to their car. Another hunter approached, and seeing their predicament, he said to the first two hunters: “You know, I don’t want to tell you how to do something, but take it from me, it’s much easier if you drag the deer in the other direction. Then the antlers won’t dig into the ground.”

So the two hunters decided to try it. After a while one of them said to the other: “You know, that guy was right. This is a lot easier!”

“Yeah,” replied the other hunter. “But we’re getting further away from the truck.”