Saivonne Cawkidge, email

JESUS walks into a restaurant and says to the waitress: “A table for 26, please.”

The waitress does a quick head count of Jesus and his disciples and says: “But there are only 13 of you.”

“You are correct, my child,” Jesus replies, “but we are all going to sit on the same side.”

So, somewhat nonplussed, the waitress shows them to a table. “Would anyone like to see the wine list?” she asks.

Jesus replies: “Water’s fine, thank you.”