SATISFIED CUSTOMERS

Russell N Feathers, email

THREE little ducks went into a bar.

“Hi there, what’s your name?” the bartender asked the first duck.

“Huey,” the first little duck replied.

“How’s your day been, Huey?”

“I’ve had a lovely day, thanks,” Huey said. “Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?”

“That’s great,” said the bartender. He turned to the second duck: “And what’s your name?”

“Dewey,” said duck number two.

“And how’s your day been, Dewey?” the bartender asked.

“I’ve had a fantastic day too; I’ve been in and out of puddles all day myself. What more could a duck ask for?”

The bartender turned to the third duck and said: “So, you must be Louie?”

“No,” said the third duck. “My name is Puddles.”