A MAN had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She was very pretty and the man liked her a lot.
But one day he went to work to find that a new girl had started working there. Her name was Cleo-Lee, and she was absolutely gorgeous. He was besotted with her, and after a while he realised that she liked him, too.
But the man was loyal, and swore he wouldn’t get involved with Cleo-Lee while he was still going out with Lorraine. Eventually he decided he had to break up with Lorraine, but every time he went to tell her, he just couldn’t bring himself to do it.
Then one day, as they were walking along a river bank, Lorraine slipped and fell into the river. The current carried her off and she drowned.
The man stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and singing: “I can see Cleo-Lee now Lorraine has gone!”