Thronum Bakk, email

A MAN walks into a bar and yells: “Bartender, give me 20 shots of your best single malt scotch!”

The bartender pours the shots and the man drinks them down one at a time, as fast as he can.

The bartender says: “You sure do drink fast, buddy.”

The man replies: “Well, you’d drink fast too if you had what I have.”

“Oh my god,” the bartender exclaims. “What do you have?”

The man replies: “Fifty cents.”