JOHN’S pregnant wife Mary went into labour, and they rushed over to the hospital. As the doctors were prepping his wife, John’s idiot brother Bill arrived to watch the birth.
But when John saw the blood and everything else, he fainted. When he woke up he was in a bed with the doctor standing above him.
“You are in the recovery room,” the doctor said. “Don’t worry, your wife is fine; she had twins, a boy and a girl. But because you were unconscious and your wife was still under anaesthesia, she requested that your brother Bill name the kids.”
“What?” John cried. “My brother, the idiot? I can’t believe you let him do that! What did he name them?”
“He named your daughter Denise,” the doctor replied.
“Hey, that’s not bad,” John said.
“Maybe I underestimated my brother.
What did he name my son?”
The doctor replied: “Denephew.”