SICK JOKE #2

F Flewent, email

A WOMAN was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being stuck in the tiny little room all day and the daily routine was starting to get to her.

Every morning, for example, the nurse would bring her breakfast, which always consisted of an egg, a piece of toast, and a glass of apple juice. Later on, the nurse would return to empty the woman’s urine bottle.

Finally, one morning, the woman decided to have a little fun. She ate the eggs and the toast, but then took the urine bottle to the bathroom, where she thoroughly cleaned it, then poured the apple juice into it.

When the nurse returned later that morning, she took a look at the bottle and a frown came over her face. “Something must be wrong because this looks a little cloudy,” she said, pointing to the urine bottle.

“Oh, really?” the woman replied, picking up the bottle and putting it to her lips. “In that case, we’d better run it through again.”