G Pell, email

A YOUNG couple met with their pastor to set a date for their wedding. When he asked whether they preferred a contemporary or a traditional service, they opted for the contemporary.

On the big day, a major storm forced the groom to take an alternate route to the church. The streets were flooded, so he rolled up his pant legs to keep his trousers dry.

When he finally reached the church, his best man rushed him up to the altar, just as the ceremony was starting. The pastor whispered to him: “Pull down your pants.”

The groom replied: “Er, in that case, I think I’d prefer the traditional service.”