Dan Bowen, email

I KNEW I would be in for a good read when I saw the cover of your July issue. Who needs a sexy model in a glamour pose when you have a bloke in footy shorts, thongs, flanno (and probably a wife-beater underneath), sporting a cracker of a mullet and sucking a durry while holding some of Australia’s finest smoking metal in place. All hail the god of bogans!