YOU might think you recognise Yvette Webb’s nanna-spec small-bodied Torana, because it’s a dead ringer for one we’ve featured previously, and there’s a good reason for that. See, Yvette’s hubby is Tony ‘Webby’ Webb, who runs an 8.5-second poo-brown LJ Torry known as CULPRIT. It’s a beastly turbo-fed 355-cuber and currently second on the 8.50-indexed APSA X275 record list, 0.003 seconds behind Terry Seng.
But although it looks similar, this is not the same car. It is, in fact, a non-identical twin.
“The LJ was a gift from Tony last year,” Yvette says. “He’s randomly surprised me with a few cars over the years.”
Tony bought the car from Nicki and Tim Cross (Tim is fifth on the APSA Outlaw Radial list with 6.8 seconds in his Cortina). Tim had built the LJ as a cruiser. “He thought we’d like to buy it as we already owned two other poo-brown Toranas,” Yvette laughs.
The Webbs have named their three brown Torries too – Tony’s CULPRIT is known as LeRoy Brown, this is Charlie Brown, and Tony has another drag car in the build dubbed James Brown.
“We just like the colour,” Yvette says. “People ask: ‘What’s with the poo-brown Torana?’ and Webby always says: ‘Ahem; it’s chocolate metallic.’ Also, Webby has always added a venetian blind in all of his Toranas. He likes that vintage, nanna look, and I think it’s pretty cool, too.”
Under Charlie Brown’s bonnet, however, it’s no place for nannas. A mild LS1 with a secret cam grind, new rod bolts, head studs, roller rockers and ported heads was installed by Tim, with an added shot of nitrous that’s good for 600hp all told.
Jack Beedham custom-made the 1.75-inch extractors with twin three-inch pipes and four mufflers that maintain a suitably throaty rumble.
Further back is everything you’d want behind a stout V8, including a ’Glide with TCI 3500 stall, and a nine-inch LSD with 3.2:1 gears, soon to be upped to 3.7. The amped-up goodies carry on underneath, with Pedders coils all ’round and upgraded stoppers front and rear.
With most of the hard yakka already done, Yvette and Tony just needed to sort out the rear end to get the tyres to fit better. They also added an MSD two-step and shift light, a sure sign the car is headed for a quarter-mile hiding.
“We headed out to a quarter-mile track day and it was heaps of fun,” Yvette says. “I’d always bagged out Webby, saying: ‘How hard can this drag racing thing really be?’ And it’s really hard!”
After running a best of 12.3 seconds on the stock rims with tiny 185-wide rubber, Yvette feels ready to step it up.
“I had this unconscious safety mechanism where I’d get towards the end of the track, the LJ would move a little bit, and I’d back off.
I just couldn’t seem to accelerate right to the end. My brain was saying: ‘No, no, no, no!’ I
am definitely going to race again and I know I can do better.”
Yvette and Tony’s 10-year-old son Connor is also a massive fan of the car.
“Connor is a big a car nut,” Mum says proudly. “We go on cruises and for Sunday drives. His friends love it when I drop them back to their houses; they have massive smiles. They try talking to me over the sound of it, but I can’t hear them – that’s a bonus, too!”
And yes, the nanna spec does lead people astray.
“I was in traffic when an older couple pulled up alongside and, over the rumble of the LS, this old lady yells out: ‘I used to have one of those!’ I was rocking from the V8’s vibration and turned to Tony saying: ‘I don’t think she had exactly the same,’” Yvette laughs. “I truly love this Torana, it’s a keeper.
Nothing leaves this house, so we’re just going to keep collecting brown Toranas.” s