> GAG OF THE MONTH

CONVENTIONAL WISDOM

C Nennuff, email

A NUN walks into the convent bathroom, where the Mother Superior is taking a shower. “There is a blind man to see you, Mother Superior,” the nun says.

“Well, if he is a blind man, it won’t matter if I’m in the shower,” the Mother Superior replies. “Send him in.”

So the blind man is let into the bathroom.

The Mother Superior starts to tell him how much she appreciates him working for them at the convent. She goes on and on, and 10 minutes later the man interrupts: “That’s nice and all, ma’am, but I’d appreciate it if you put your clothes on now. And where do you want me to put these blinds?”