Lil Croker, email

A FROG goes to a fortune teller to find out if he will ever be lucky in love. The fortune teller reads the frog’s palm and says: “I have good news and I have bad news.”

The frog asks for the good news first.

The fortune teller says: “You are going to meet the most beautiful girl, who is going to be very interested in you and will want to know all about you. You will open up to her and give her your heart.”

“That’s great!” says the frog. “But what’s the bad news?”

The fortune teller replies: “You’re going to meet her in biology class.”