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Fallon Meehead, email

A MAN’S children were curious about their names. The man’s daughter asked him: “Dad, how did I get my name?”

“Well, you were lying down under a tree and a rose fell on your head, so I named you Rose,” the father replied.

The second daughter asked: “Dad, how did I get my name?”

“Well, you were lying down under a tree and a lily fell on your head, so I named you Lily,” the father replied.

All of a sudden, the man’s son ran into the room with a stupid look on his face and yelled: “Urrrrrhhhhhggggrrrr!”

The father replied: “Shut up, Brick!”