A MAN brings his girlfriend into his room and tells her to sit down.
“There is something I have to tell you,” he says gravely.
“Okay, what is it?”
“I don’t want you to be my girlfriend anymore,” he says.
The girl is distraught and rushes from the room, yelling: “I never want to see you again!”
The man, dumbfounded, says to himself: “Well, that was a waste of a $5000 engagement ring.”