CONFIRMED BACHELOR

Sally Butt, email

A MAN enters a golfing tournament, but he is a terrible golfer. Lucky for him, an evil leprechaun lives on the golf course and offers him a deal: “I will make you win this tournament, if you promise to never marry!”

The man agrees and indeed wins the tournament. Afterwards the leprechaun approaches the man and says: “Remember, you can’t get married now!”

Adjusting his collar, the priest replies: “Yeah, whatever.”