Regarding Stonie’s cartoon at the back of Issue 393, he needs to be HUNG, DRAWN AND QUARTERED! Then he needs to write 100 times: The man’s name is BANDT. There is no R! It’s BANDT not BRANDT!
EDWe’re sure that Stonie would be as mortified as we are at that one. But rather than effecting grisly capital punishment on him, we’ve committed him to a far worse ordeal: a road trip with Uncle Phil. Or ‘Phril’ as he will probably call him.