Steve Nagy, via Facebook

Regarding your story about the next-generation Camry (2018 Camry teased ahead of Detroit Motor Show, WhichCar Online), I hope it comes with a sturdy coat hook, so I can hang up my beige cardigan, and I hope the boot is big enough so I can carry my fellow lawn-bowlers’ bowls.

Anyway, I’d better get off this fandangled Facebook, Beryl is calling me for tea.