2018 COMMODORE

Cody Gt, via Facebook

It’s like a metaphor for Australian culture these days; utterly neutered, tamed, passive, dull and easily dismissed. What a complete triumph of mediocrity.

As someone who owns old, real Holdens and has loved them since I was very young, I can’t find one thing about this car that would inspire a child as young as I was when I first saw them and thought, “Cool!”